'What do I know, I'm just an ageing homosexual in a commentary booth' - Graham Norton about Germany
the “bad guys” in hallmark movies end up always being the most respectful men ever.
because they will find out their girlfriend of 3 years (that they were about to propose to) went off to a random farm in minnesota, hours away from were the two of them built a life together, and she decided to just… stay there without even consulting him.
and then he decides to take a trip to make sure she’s okay, because this is generally alarming behavior, and then sees that she literally fell in love with her ex within one (1) week- and he wasn’t there, but you can TELL that they’ve made out a couple times.
and then she just strings him along for a few days, until fucking christmas eve, when she just breaks up with him and is like “i know we used to have the same values, but i’ve never loved you. mark makes me happier than you ever did. and you ONLY care about work, whereas i like christmas and fun, like a Good Person.”
and then, after finding out his entire relationship was a lie and he had his life turned upside down in a week and he got dumped on christmas, this guy’s just like “ok yeah that makes sense. i only wish you the best of happiness with mark. i hope you guys build a great life together in christmastreefarmville. thank you for everything.”
Hallmark should make a movie where the boyfriend/fiancé that gets dumped, finds a person that actually loves and cares for him
AERYN SUN - 2.01 MIND THE BABY
#some makeup artist on the set of farscape s02ep01 ‘mind the baby’: cover her in MIST!!! MORE MIST!!! she needs to be DEWY!!!!! #👌👌👌 #listen #this was her best look #hands down #no contest #mankind emerged from the swamp and evolved so claudia black could wear that tank top and be covered in mist for 45 minutes #and what a glorious 45 minutes they were (via tinkertayler)
